So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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