But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Randomize
