nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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