we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
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I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
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How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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