You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
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