Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I have feelings that need drinking.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Randomize
