you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
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