I hate your face
how can u be prego again
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
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He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
You may now shotgun with the bride
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i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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