you would pick up someone in the library
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
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Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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