Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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