No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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