another moral hangover. fuck.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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