Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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