For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
