Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Randomize
