Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
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