Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
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Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
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White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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