she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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