I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
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She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
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He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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