My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
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so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
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Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
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