awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
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gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
He better not be in your backpack
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
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I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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