I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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