Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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