He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
