writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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