i just had sex bonerless
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
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I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
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I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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