It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I think my moral compass just broke
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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