Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
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And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
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Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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