Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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