Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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