:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Randomize