Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Welp...herpes.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
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I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I just want nice things and good sex
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Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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