Pregnant stripper...not hot.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
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Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
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He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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