Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
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My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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