playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
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I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
where are my eyebrows?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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