David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
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I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
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The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I want to fling myself into the sun
I need water and some morals
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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