this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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