Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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