Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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