So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
