"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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