38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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