Please don't use social media to get back at me.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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