He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize
