You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
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The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
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I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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