look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
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I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
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So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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