Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
do herpes really smell.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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