Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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