I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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