...so i touched it.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
They should really pass out barf bags in church
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Randomize
