STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
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Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
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I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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