I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
