Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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